Monday 12 November 2012

J-LO IN LONDON (JENNIFER LOPEZ)

So im jamming at work when I see a woman who looks like Jennifer Lopez rush in through the doors with someone who was obviously her mum arm in arm as if their life is in danger. I thought that looks like Jennifer Lopez when she passed me and I saw a huge ass which is rare in London I thought wait a minute that is J-LO when they rushed down the escalator to the basement with speed I realized it is Jennifer Lopez. Two minutes later a big fat gay comes in walking and I knew that was her security guard. So I wait a bit then go down and watch Jennifer Lopez shop in the same section for about twenty minutes. She is in a tracksuit with worn down looking trainers and a face which glows from a mile off. Half the workers in the store are coming down and going up the escalator watching her in silence. Then Jennifer Lopez rushes off the same way she came up the escalator.


ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND LINGUISTICS AND ENGLISH LITERATURE

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